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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Wanted A Witches Cat

Wanted - a witch's cat.

Must have vigor and spite,

Be an expert at hissing,

And good in a fight,

And have balance and poise

On a broomstick at night.

Wanted - a witch's cat.

Must have hypnotic eyes

To tantalize victims

And mesmerize spies,

And be adept

At scanning the skies.
Wanted - a witch's cat,

With a sly, cunning smile,

A knowledge of spells

And a good deal of guile,

With a fairly hot temper

And plenty of bile.
Wanted - a witch's cat,

Who's not afraid to fly,

For a cat with strong nerves

The salary's high

Wanted - a witch's cat;

Only the best need apply.

Author: Shelagh McGee


Blogger Lorraine said...

Miaow ;)

Tuesday, 21 February, 2006  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

i always wanted to be a cat. a panther maybe. i used to dream that when i grew up i would have a cheetah who would live on my vast estate and wouldn't eat me or sheep.
you don't get many cheetahs in essex though!

Tuesday, 21 February, 2006  
Blogger Granny said...

I seem to acquire a spare. Suppose he'd fly the ocean or does he have to be a she?

Tuesday, 21 February, 2006  

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